Thanks to all the Islamic fuckwads that want to go to heaven by killing hundreds of infidels, we now have turned the experience of airline travel into something akin to a prison intake process. If cocaine and herion smugglers can slip massive amounts of drugs into countries on airplanes. Then what makes the stupid security people think that they can stop explosives? How hard is it going to be for a terrorist to jam a roll of plastic explosives up his asshole? If drug mules can cram condoms full of coke inside their body cavities. Then why can't these jerks do the same.
So are we going to have full body cavity searches soon?
I have to fly to Los Angeles next week. Thanks assholes. Now I can't bring a bottle of water. I can't brush my teeth with toothpaste. I can't put anti-perspirant. I can't use saline nasal spray to keep my nose from clogging up. I can't use chap-stick to keep my lips from peeling in the dry air. Thanks a fucking hell of a lot.
You know what we should do? We should give each passenger a hand gun. Each seat can be equiped with a pistol in the arm rest. If some stupid terrorist tried to hijack or terrorize a plane, then all the other passengers are free to shoot him (or them) in the head.
That will make anyone think twice about fucking around on flight.
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AMEN! Protect your right to bear arms!
Actually, pretty soon we all might have to strip and wear special suits before boarding the plane or entering the airport. Prison orange would be great.
Airlines should jump at this oportunity and poll all travelers ans ask "what did you normally take with you on plane trips?
Once they get an answer, they can start stocking the items on the planes and sell them to the customers. Kinda like a mini air convenience store.
Could work, or they need to get rid of all the dang terrorist so we can travel with what we want with us.
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